Friday, March 4, 2011

You Aint Sh*t ... 1st addition







McDonalds and your McLobster..……You Aint Shit

I didn’t want to put you on my shit list because you got me through so many times in high school after football and track practice, but you made me add you to it right alongside KFC and that slave meal they call a “Double Down” and Burger King and their attempt to connect with the people by adding the Rib Tips to their menu. Who the hell Oked this mess? Wonder Bread hot dog buns, shredded Taco Bell lettuce and survived BP oil spill lobster smh… If I want meat between a bun *pause* ill cook a hotdog not no damn lobster meat…and if you go to a McDonalds and order this struggle meal…..you aint shit either



Whoever this old dude is……You Aint Shit

Whoever you are, you aint shit and why not? Because you are about 60 plus years old and you came in the same waiting room as me wearing a leather durag and face piercings all over. not only did you have about 25 more piercings than you needed but you had the nerve to have a Bull Ring in your nose, and a chin piercing that is long and curved down to your kneck…at some point in your life you have to come to the conclusion that ok  Im not young anymore maybe its about time I take these out, but did you do that, nah you walked around in public with your head held high not caring about how you looked, and to your family…Yall aint shit either, for not telling him its about time to let whatever lifestyle he was living as a youngster go… Im pretty sure he is someone who will be in a McDonalds’ line asking with no concern for his health what so ever  for a McLobster combo meal and a diet coke……with light ice (you know black folks gotta have that light ice)

This has been “You Aint Shit” Pt 1

Enjoy your weekend

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