Summer Fun (Do(s) and Don't(s) of Summer Partying)

What's Good Students? By now I'm pretty sure most of you should be on Summer vacation but, just because school is out, does not mean you cannot be educated! Its summer time which means it is time to party(After you get off of work that is),so here at @ Ignorant Education we would like to give you a few tips on having a great summer of partying!

To begin my friends,BEWARE of the "Hood" House Parties! If the party has a flier like this

then it should have an ambulance on standby

Because at parties like that, people are not there to have a good time, THEY ARE THERE TO RUIN YOURS! Some of you reading right now may say "But Ish, what about the Hood, you aint real if you ain't in them streets." On the contrary I am real, real smart and real about my life. At Parties like those dudes will fight at the drop of a hat just because you stepped on their new Nikes. Forget trying to apologize because they ain't trying to hear it. In my younger days I used to go to parties like that and thought it was the norm until I got out the hood. I started going to real parties and realized parties are to have fun and not debate which dude you want to fight but to debate which girl you want to dance with.

Since its the Summertime, why not have a good time and go hangout with your friends that like to have a good time without it ending in a jail visit(unless its for Public Intox)!

What Parties to go To!
People, summertime is a great time to meet new friends and have an amazing time at places you wouldn't normally go. So if your friends invite you to a party that is not in the hood, GO, because that means the party should be like this or whatever you like to do at parties(that don't involve violence)

or

See everyone having a great time even playing limbo(Limbo is a great scouting report for guys, it shows you how low a girl can go)
I love the fact that I go to non hood parties now, I meet new people, have great times, and not once do I ever here the saying "On My Momma"!

Going to parties like these you are guaranteed not to need an ambulance due to gun shot wounds to the abdomen, but may need one because of too many shots of Patron.

So before I go I want to leave you with a few signs that you may want to leave a party immediately Because you are at a "Hood Party"

Fellas if you see a girl wearing a scarf around her hair and not around her neck then get out of there immediately, because she probably got a switch blade in her sock.

Ladies if you ever hear a guy Say "On My Momma" you got 20 seconds to leave before shots are fired.

So,Students I hope this has been informative and now you know the Do(s) and Don't(s) of Summer Partying!
--@Big_Ish