My excuse for for never wanting to go anywhere:
This used to be my excuse....
Friend: "Yo we going out nigga, u coming?"
Me: "nah im chillin..."
Nowadays, this is my excuse....
Friend: "Yo, come scoop me...lets go find sometin to get into"
Me: "Gas is damn near $4 nigga!"
This shit is getting piti-fucking-ful (excuse my language) . First off, let me tell u that my transportation of choice is a damn old ass Oldsmobile(1994 Oldsmobile 98…google it) . Thats really the root of all this evil, it’s terrible. Going to the gas station these days and trying to fill up ya tank is like tryin to fill a pool with bottled water, shits impossible . Its just pissing me off. I cant fuck wit the bus tho, not cuz im too good for it but for the simple fact that the bus that runs by my house probably picks up every muthafucka on the block. I dont have it in me to be sitting next to these niggas, that smell like landscapes, prostitutes, pimps, and everyone else in between. No disrespect tho. Yall cool wit me.
Enough of my complaining tho...Back to the topic....
With Gas being $4 i dont see how niggas still living like gas is $1.99. Maybe it's just me thats just a broke nigga that cant keep up with the times. I probably am. I just cant see how cats is buying $300 jeans and popping bottles in the club when 1 gallon of gas is equivalent to a Big Mac Combo Meal, and whateva else is around $4....All i know is a gallon shouldn't be equal to what it takes to get high!..lol...Feel me? Maybe u dont......
So if u see me in the street and Im looked like Im dingy...Just say to yaself..."Gas is $5"
Friend: "Yo we going out nigga, u coming?"
Me: "nah im chillin..."
Nowadays, this is my excuse....
Friend: "Yo, come scoop me...lets go find sometin to get into"
Me: "Gas is damn near $4 nigga!"
This shit is getting piti-fucking-ful (excuse my language) . First off, let me tell u that my transportation of choice is a damn old ass Oldsmobile(1994 Oldsmobile 98…google it) . Thats really the root of all this evil, it’s terrible. Going to the gas station these days and trying to fill up ya tank is like tryin to fill a pool with bottled water, shits impossible . Its just pissing me off. I cant fuck wit the bus tho, not cuz im too good for it but for the simple fact that the bus that runs by my house probably picks up every muthafucka on the block. I dont have it in me to be sitting next to these niggas, that smell like landscapes, prostitutes, pimps, and everyone else in between. No disrespect tho. Yall cool wit me.
Enough of my complaining tho...Back to the topic....
With Gas being $4 i dont see how niggas still living like gas is $1.99. Maybe it's just me thats just a broke nigga that cant keep up with the times. I probably am. I just cant see how cats is buying $300 jeans and popping bottles in the club when 1 gallon of gas is equivalent to a Big Mac Combo Meal, and whateva else is around $4....All i know is a gallon shouldn't be equal to what it takes to get high!..lol...Feel me? Maybe u dont......
So if u see me in the street and Im looked like Im dingy...Just say to yaself..."Gas is $5"
J.Hooks
This is funny but so true
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